meowrailegeance:

dreammaker-heartbreaker:

gothams-consulting-timelord:

You’re Sad and I want to Lighten the Mood But I Don’t Want to Accidentally Disrespect Your Feelings a novel 

You’re Sad but I’m a Lousy Friend and I Never Know What To Say To Cheer You Up At Times Like This I Am So Sorry the sequel

You’re Happy Now but I Still Feel Bad for Not Helping You Through Bad Spots the trilogy

(via h-u-m-a-n-after-all)


taylorswift:

justbeforetheyloseitall:

What do you even do for 14 hours in a plane OMG.

You watch documentaries on pirates of the 1600’s trade routes I LEARNED SO MUCH.

(via swifts-angel)


bookmad:

"fat girls shouldn’t—"

—have to deal with your narrow minded bullshit.

(via lohanthony)


(via lohanthony)


raptorific:

I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”

(via lohanthony)


(via swifts-angel)


My name is Jordan Belfort. The year I turned 26, I made 49 million dollars, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week. 

(via myleoobsession)


lastseasonsloser:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

mishasminions:

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

(via h-u-m-a-n-after-all)


smaugnussen:

and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more

(via lohanthony)